naughty flirt lines

And I was wondering if I could interview you.
Just thought you should know.
But youre the only one I want to catch and er, mount.
Ill give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?Excuse me, I just notice that youre suffering from a lack of vitamin.Ever slept in a 5000 bed?First sit on my face, I will guess your weight and then I will eat the difference.I have some hard code I want to try your compiler.(She says whats a dickfore) Ill show you.You really shouldnt wear any make.Hey girl, you have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.Hey, dont whore house budapest I know you?I love carnival games!You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack.
Hey girl, you really rocked that new seating arrangement way to separate the talkers.
Because you have been looking right all day.
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, Id have five cents 188.
I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.Was your dad a farmer?If I were a stop light, Id turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.Were you ever a chicken farmer?You would have a dollar.Please dont hurt my monkey, stroke it gently.You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.Because you look magically delicious!

Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
Cause youre so Dope!
(hold up a mirror).